Back in June, I thought it’d
be a good idea to check in with Rosalba at the Prefetura. I wanted to know if a) I had all the documents that
I needed and b) the translations I did were ok because c) as of the first week
of July, I’d be in Italy for two years and could d) apply for citizenship.
Last October, I had gone to
the Prefetura to get the skinny
on applying for citizenship. Please don’t ask me to explain what a prefetura is. I can’t. I have no idea. I might have at one
time, but now, my brain has been made mush by Italian bureaucratic quirks.
Suffice it to say, it is some kind of state office that we in the US have no
need for. Because we do not do some of the things that they do here.
Back then, the lovely woman
gave a cursory glance at my existing documents, asked how long I’d been in the
country and handed over the application with its list of more documents needed
and sent me on my way.
I needed to get:
- my birth certificate from
the State of New York. Long form, with an Apostille
- a report of good conduct
from the State of New York, with an Apostille.
- a criminal record/record
of no arrest from the FBI. (Say it with me) With an Apostille.
- various weird (to me)
documents from the town hall here: an extract of our marriage; a “stato di
familia” (kind of like a formal
declaration of who makes up our family in our registered domicile; a residence
document. Like I said, weird);
a certificate of citizenship for V.
The documents from the US
needed to be translated into Italian.
In January, I got my
fingerprints to send to New York and to Washington. It took three months to
figure out who could do them for me and where to get it done.
So, now, June. Almost two
years since I’d entered Italy and applied for my Permesso di Soggiorno, which meant almost time to submit my application
for citizenship through marriage. I thought it’d be a good time to check in to
see if anything had changed, if I needed any more documents, if the ones I had
were ok.
Despite them moving this
particular office of the prefetura,
not having signs on the actual office door (or even near the office door)
explaining that it’d been moved and to where, aside from wasting several euro
on parking because we had to get back in the car and drive to the other part of
town where they keep the questura,
the agenzia entrata, and now the
office for citizenship, in the brutal heat of the June morning wearing a dress
and shoes instead of cutoffs and flip flops, I got answers. Just not the good
kind.
Rosalba seemed pleased as
she perused my documents. Until I asked about the translations. First problem? I
still don’t know Italian very well. Even though I explained about the man who’s
listed as the informational contact on the giant posters tacked up in all the
provincial offices (including that one) offering free Italian courses for
foreigners having not responded to any of my emails. She just gave the kind of
“eh” shrug and tsk-ed. No points for trying.
Second problem? I (and
Google) did the translations.
“Who did these?”
“I did. Like I did them for
the Italian Consulate in New York before we got married.”
“Tch, tch, tch.” Her head
shook back and forth along with her index finger in that way some women here do
and that I hate. “You go to the tribunale. You get a translator there and pay. These are no good.”
“But why no good?”
“You need official
translator. They stamp them.”
Oy. Can’t even begin to
argue that they were good enough to get me married here, that it makes no sense
that I have to now pay someone in this country to do them, that I’d like to
know if she understands them because at the end of the day, isn’t that all that
matters? Not worth it. She wasn’t gonna budge. Someone needed to get paid and I
was the one who was going to have to do it at the tribunale, via stamps.
“Ok. Then I can come back
and apply?”
“Um. Let me see. You have
been resident since January, 2011?”
The sweat started rolling
down my spine and soaking the back of my dress as I geared up for a fight I was
not prepared to have in a foreign language. “I have been here since July 2010.
Look at my permesso.”
Didn’t matter.
It didn’t matter that I
entered the country and got my permit to stay in July. It didn’t matter that
the first comune wouldn’t
register me with just my temporary permesso issued in July and that the Salerno questura took five months to issue the permanent one, that I
picked it up at the end of December and had it updated before applying for
residency here, which happened in January. I had to wait until January to
apply.
I sank back into my chair,
defeated.
When we got married, the law
stated that I needed to be resident (or was it just married?) for six months
before applying. Now, it states two years (three, if living outside of Italy).
Please join me in praying that the law doesn’t change in the next two months.
